So Other Boy has this thing where he decapitates his lego guys. Like this dude:
He was sitting on my bathroom counter, watching me as I brushed my teeth. It was a little unsettling. I find these tiny severed heads all over the house. The worst/best was probably a stack of the heads of Harry, Ron and Hermione. Like the world's smallest, creepiest snowman. I feel like I should be more concerned about this than I am. Eh, I'll worry when he starts setting stuff on fire.